Crush Your Quota.
Not Your Soul.
August 2025 Bootcamp
Sales is Broken. Not You.
You don’t need more scripts or 10-step sequences.
You need space. You need clarity.
You need to stop selling in ways that set your nervous system on fire.
This bootcamp isn’t about doing MORE.
It’s about doing LESS... with a lot more intention.
We’ll slow down. We’ll strip back.
We’ll rewire the part of you that thinks burnout is the only way to win.
How We'll Do That
Not every task deserves your time. Not every buyer deserves your calendar invite.
We’ll get clear on:
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What success actually looks like for you
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Which deals to prioritize (and which to leave behind)
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How to hack your comp plan so you can work smarter, not harder
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The energy leaks hiding in your calendar, your to-do list, and your nervous system
This isn’t about motivation. It’s about strategy, alignment, & choosing what matters.
Focus
Most deals don’t die because of bad pricing. They die because no one slowed down to ask better questions.
We’ll learn how to:
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Help buyers assess problems more clearly
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Frame options without bias, pressure, or pitch decks
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Guide people to their own conclusions & build trust in the process
This is consultative sales without the buzzwords. Just human conversations that go somewhere.
Assess
Support
You’re not just “managing a deal.”
You’re navigating change with real people.
We’ll shift from:
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Driving a sales process ➡️ co-creating a buying journey
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Talking at buyers ➡️ building with them
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Pressuring for commitment ➡️ cultivating clarity and safety
This is how you increase your win rate.
Not with persuasion. With *collaboration.*
Trailblaze
Your buyers don’t need a closer. They need a guide to move through the fog.
We’ll help you:
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Sniff out silent misalignment
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Uncover concerns before they become objections
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Navigate legal, procurement, and last-mile chaos without panic
This is how sellers become change makers. By becoming the calm in their buyer’s chaos.
Hi, I'm Meg 🔮
Or ya know... That Sales Witch
Over 10 years, I've worked in every sales role, from BDR to enablement to sales leadership, before burning out & reflecting on what really matters. Now, I help others achieve what I call "effort-LESS abundance."
Getting the best rewards out of the least effort possible. So you can make great money and have more time, energy & presence for what matters... YOUR LIFE.
Coaching Clients From:
Hubspot | Deel | Salesforce | Movable Ink
This is for the sellers who are tired of
selling from survival mode.
And are ready to build a way of working that actually works for you.
That makes you feel PROUD of the way you sell.
That leaves you inspired, not burned out.
If that sounds like you...
Come sit with us. We’re doing it differently.
What's Included
"Crush Your Quota Not Your Soul" is a bootcamp to change the way you think about sales & to give you tactical ways to change the way you sell... all in the least time & effort possible. So we're keeping it simple.
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4 x 1-Hour Zoom Sessions (training, workshops, & discussions)
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Session Recordings for Life
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Decks, Resources, & Guides (to navigate & deeply integrate each lesson)
What To Expect
✔️ More Wins that Feel Good
✔️ Deeper Buyer Trust
✔️ Real Confidence in the Way You Sell
✔️ Less Stress & Second Guessing
✔️ Less Spinning in Circles
✔️ Fewer Energy Leaks
🔮 Your Spot Awaits
✨ $555 for four weeks of deep transformation.
✨ Zero fluff. Maximum clarity.
✨ A sales practice you don’t have to recover from.
Because the real cost of staying in survival mode?
Way higher.
🔮 FAQs
(Because your nervous system deserves clarity...)
🔮 What sales roles is this right for?
This is for anyone in a revenue role who’s tired of survival-mode selling.
✨ AEs trying to hit quota without selling their soul
✨ Enablement folks who want a better way to support sellers
✨ Sales leaders craving clarity (and a regulated team)
✨ BDRs/SDRs who want to prepare for the AE role in a better way
🔮 Is this for new sellers or experienced ones?
Both. Whether you’re newer to sales or burned out from years of high performance, this will meet you where you are and shift how you feel about selling.
🔮 What if I don’t work in SaaS?
You’re still welcome here.
The frameworks are built around human sales, not just SaaS playbooks. If you’re client-facing, revenue-responsible, or just deeply over the grind… this will help.
🔮 What makes this different from other sales bootcamps?
We focus on energy, nervous system regulation, intuitive strategy, and real buyer connection.
Also: no bro tactics. No “just push through.” And no pretending you’re fine when you’re not.
🔮 What’s the time commitment?
About 1 hour/week live (Wednesdays), plus optional prompts and bonus resources. You can go deep or stay light. The work is potent either way
🔮 Is this too "woo woo" for me?
Only if you’re allergic to intuition, intention, and actually enjoying your job. But don’t worry, there are no incense-fueled trust falls or vision boards (unless you want them). We pair the energetics of sales with real strategy. It’s a little magic, a lot of mindset, and plenty of practical tools to help you sell with soul.
